Husband Training 101

Me, “How do you like my hair this way?”

Dave, “It’s alright.”

Me, “It’s alright but you like it better another way?”

Dave, “No. I like it curly. It’s cute that way.”

Me, “Yeah. Only an idiot would not like it this way.”

Dave, “I’m glad I said the right thing. I wouldn’t want to be branded for saying the wrong thing.”